Welcome to They're There: The home of brain bits, body bits, music, biased football opinions and other detritus. Updated irregularly.
With their costumes of thick green and yellow winter coats and green uniforms, fitted with all manner of bulging pockets and silver reflective stripes strapped with boxes of life-saving equipment, they appear like vast superheroes at a time when I feel two feet tall and shrinking.
They’re probably the best kind of humans you could hope for - not many of us would want to deal with leaky body parts, etc. on a daily basis - as they actually help and assist in making sure you get better soon.
It's been a long time since I wrote them - and you've probably seen them knocking around before - but the 'Stay Positive' series is available to read yet again.
If you haven't, then here's your chance to read about my early dealings with mild depression. Hooray!
Taking its name from legendary defender-cum-attacker Claude Gnakpa’s homemade soup, this rarely updated section of They’re There will house the occasional word (or 1,500) on Luton Town FC.
Linking it with my ‘This Is Our Town’ section brings a few Hatters pieces together in one clickable place – right here!